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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight! -
You're my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-fearing, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful friend.
In short, you're my...
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F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend! -
Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered! -
Those pants would look better on my floor! -
If I were you, I'd have sex with me! -
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked! -
You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on! -
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Upload to Facebook My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass? -
Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. -
Love surely comes from the heart... but I suspect that Boobs contribute a lot!
