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I want to kiss your lips. The ones below your belly! -
![Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!]()
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Lust is, knowing her bra size;
Love is, knowing her shoe size! -
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?
We used to be close before we let some dick get between us! -
Those pants of yours would look better on my floor! -
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead or yield? -
Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... Bloody POINTLESS! -
I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'U' in it. But 'quickie' has 'U' and 'I' together! -
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