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Upload to Facebook Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off! -
Upload to Facebook A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.
Love you, Dear Bra! -
Upload to Facebook Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes! -
Upload to Facebook Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me! -
Upload to Facebook Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake! -
Upload to Facebook Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it. -
Upload to Facebook If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK! -
Upload to Facebook Relationships are only of 2 types:
Senti types
and
Panty types! -
Upload to Facebook Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret! -
Upload to Facebook I am not a crazy man, I do not seek perfection. All I want is a hot chick, to handle my erection.
