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Upload to Facebook I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS! -
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1. Hand in hand
2. Hand in that
3. That in hand
4. That in that
Now don't ask me, what is that! -
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Upload to Facebook If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$. -
Upload to Facebook Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and relationships.
