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For a man, his friends are precious like his balls... very close, always reachable, hanging around doing nothing; and without them he is not a man! -
Govt employees are like sperms,
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only 1 in a million works! -
I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,
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it would be '1234'! -
Can I buy you a drink... or would you just prefer the five bucks? -
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life! -
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Upload to Facebook I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together... we're breast friends! -
Lust is when you stare at her boobs;
And love is when she lets you have the better view! -
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Relationship Story:
First Dil;
Then Hotel Bill;
And finally iPill! -
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