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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling Tic-Tac's in your bra? -
Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off.
It's about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can! -
Love sucks but true love... always swallows! -
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your breasts? -
![Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?]()
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![The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!]()
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![Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!]()
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Please come-over to MySpace. We shall Google each other and you can Pinterest me and I shall Twitter you till we both Yahoo when I come over your Facebook! -
![I'm in my bed, you're in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place!]()
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![I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?]()
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