| When there's an `S` at the end of any words, it means they are plural. The vagina is singular which means it's for one person, however, the penis is plural. If it were for one woman it would be `peni` but the `s` there means it's for many women. Wisdom will kill me one day! |
| The longer you stay inside, the better the climax. Practise social distancing for a happy ending! |
| I think women's periods should be cancelled until the pandemic is over. We men are not equipped to handle two life threatening situations at the same time! |
| Corona has established a connection between the nasal cavity and anus. Cheenk Aate Hi, Gaand Fat Jaati Hai! |
| Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus. His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee! |
| Therapist: How did you meet your husband? Lady: I'm a pharmacist. He came to buy condoms and asked for XXXXL. And only after we got married I realized that he stutters! |
| My wife is so frigid, her tits must be tips of icebergs. |
| If being horny were a job, my bestfriend would have been a CEO of it! |
| When it comes to sex, I really need to have a good connection. Otherwise, the video keeps buffering and it takes forever to play! |
| My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day. Just wish his wife would do the same! |
