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Upload to Facebook Corona has established a connection between the nasal cavity and anus.
Cheenk Aate Hi, Gaand Fat Jaati Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.
His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee! -
Upload to Facebook Therapist: How did you meet your husband?
Lady: I'm a pharmacist. He came to buy condoms and asked for XXXXL.
And only after we got married I realized that he stutters! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is so frigid, her tits must be tips of icebergs. -
Upload to Facebook If being horny were a job, my bestfriend would have been a CEO of it! -
Upload to Facebook When it comes to sex, I really need to have a good connection.
Otherwise, the video keeps buffering and it takes forever to play! -
Upload to Facebook My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day.
Just wish his wife would do the same! -
Upload to Facebook Helping her with housework so you can get laid later?
That's called choreplay! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Our vacuum cleaner has stopped sucking.
Husband: Maybe it got married? -
Upload to Facebook They say sex is the best form of exercise.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes & 15 seconds once in every three months ain't gonna reduce your beer belly. Right?
