Upload to Facebook | Corona has established a connection between the nasal cavity and anus. Cheenk Aate Hi, Gaand Fat Jaati Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus. His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee! |
Upload to Facebook | Therapist: How did you meet your husband? Lady: I'm a pharmacist. He came to buy condoms and asked for XXXXL. And only after we got married I realized that he stutters! |
Upload to Facebook | My wife is so frigid, her tits must be tips of icebergs. |
Upload to Facebook | If being horny were a job, my bestfriend would have been a CEO of it! |
Upload to Facebook | When it comes to sex, I really need to have a good connection. Otherwise, the video keeps buffering and it takes forever to play! |
Upload to Facebook | My neighbour with the big boobs has been walking up and down the garden topless all day. Just wish his wife would do the same! |
Upload to Facebook | Helping her with housework so you can get laid later? That's called choreplay! |
Upload to Facebook | Wife: Our vacuum cleaner has stopped sucking. Husband: Maybe it got married? |
Upload to Facebook | They say sex is the best form of exercise. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes & 15 seconds once in every three months ain't gonna reduce your beer belly. Right? |
