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Upload to Facebook Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!
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Upload to Facebook People have started stockpiling Viagra now...
for the hard times ahead!
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Upload to Facebook Corona Virus Stages in India:
Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le! -
Upload to Facebook The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought! -
Upload to Facebook Sex workers are confused! Work from home!
Whose home? Our home or customers' home? -
Upload to Facebook After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, "FUCK CARO-NA."
Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean? -
Upload to Facebook Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate! -
Upload to Facebook All those people resorting to panic buying:
Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!
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Upload to Facebook The Dettol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch most.
Now I can't pee!
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Upload to Facebook I was so excited when my wife texted me that she wanted to be on top tonight.
Didn't have a clue that she was talking about the bunk bed that we bought last week!
