Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake! #Covid-19 #Coronavirus |
People have started stockpiling Viagra now... for the hard times ahead! #Covid_19 #Coronavirus |
Corona Virus Stages in India: Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le! |
The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought! |
Sex workers are confused! Work from home! Whose home? Our home or customers' home? |
After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, "FUCK CARO-NA." Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean? |
Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate! |
All those people resorting to panic buying: Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots! #Covid_19 #Coronavirus |
The Dettol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch most. Now I can't pee! #Covid_19 #Coronavirus |
I was so excited when my wife texted me that she wanted to be on top tonight. Didn't have a clue that she was talking about the bunk bed that we bought last week! |