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  • Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!<br/>
#Covid-19 #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!
    #Covid-19 #Coronavirus
  • People have started stockpiling Viagra now...<br/>
for the hard times ahead!<br/>
#Covid_19<br/>
#Coronavirus Upload to Facebook
    People have started stockpiling Viagra now...
    for the hard times ahead!
    #Covid_19
    #Coronavirus
  • Corona Virus Stages in India:<br/><br/>

Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain<br/>
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta<br/>
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai<br/>
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude<br/>
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!Upload to Facebook
    Corona Virus Stages in India:

    Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
    Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
    Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
    Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
    Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!
  • The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!Upload to Facebook
    The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!
  • Sex workers are confused! Work from home!<br/>
Whose home? Our home or customers' home?Upload to Facebook
    Sex workers are confused! Work from home!
    Whose home? Our home or customers' home?
  • After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, `FUCK CARO-NA.`<br/>
Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean?Upload to Facebook
    After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, "FUCK CARO-NA."
    Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean?
  • Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate!Upload to Facebook
    Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate!
  • All those people resorting to panic buying:<br/>
Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!<br/>
#Covid_19 #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    All those people resorting to panic buying:
    Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • The Dettol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch most.<br/>
Now I can't pee!<br/>
#Covid_19 #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    The Dettol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch most.
    Now I can't pee!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • I was so excited when my wife texted me that she wanted to be on top tonight.<br/>
Didn't have a clue that she was talking about the bunk bed that we bought last week!Upload to Facebook
    I was so excited when my wife texted me that she wanted to be on top tonight.
    Didn't have a clue that she was talking about the bunk bed that we bought last week!
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