Upload to Facebook | Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles! |
Upload to Facebook | When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 PM and 3:30 AM, it is SEX. When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 AM and 3:30 PM, it is SENSEX! |
Upload to Facebook | If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes! |
Upload to Facebook | I was like 'Whatever Bitches' and the bitches whatevered! |
Upload to Facebook | In today's relationship: You can touch each other's private parts. But you can't touch each other's cell phones because they are so private! |
Upload to Facebook | Uncle: Beta Shaadi Kar Lo. Boy: Nahi Uncle Yeh Pant Par Dahi Giri Hai! |
Upload to Facebook | A year ago I decided that I'll smoke only after sex. Well, I haven't smoked in a year! |
Upload to Facebook | Last night my wife wore a police uniform to bed and said, "You are being charged with being good in bed." 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence! |
Upload to Facebook | How do you know when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up! |
Upload to Facebook | Masturbation is the only thing that is not taxed, regulated or illegal. That's your 'freedom'. You are free to go fuck yourself! |
