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Upload to Facebook Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles! -
Upload to Facebook When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 PM and 3:30 AM, it is SEX.
When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 AM and 3:30 PM, it is SENSEX! -
Upload to Facebook If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes! -
Upload to Facebook I was like 'Whatever Bitches' and the bitches whatevered! -
Upload to Facebook In today's relationship:
You can touch each other's private parts.
But you can't touch each other's cell phones because they are so private! -
Upload to Facebook Uncle: Beta Shaadi Kar Lo.
Boy: Nahi Uncle Yeh Pant Par Dahi Giri Hai! -
Upload to Facebook A year ago I decided that I'll smoke only after sex.
Well, I haven't smoked in a year! -
Upload to Facebook Last night my wife wore a police uniform to bed and said, "You are being charged with being good in bed."
90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence! -
Upload to Facebook How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up! -
Upload to Facebook Masturbation is the only thing that is not taxed, regulated or illegal. That's your 'freedom'. You are free to go fuck yourself!
