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Upload to Facebook A man and a woman can just be friends with no sex involved.
It's called marriage! -
Upload to Facebook I regret choosing to be an accountant.
I thought "double entry" was something else! -
Upload to Facebook No one cleans better than a man expecting to get laid! -
Upload to Facebook Kid 1: Penchod
Kid 2: Penchod
Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?
Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!
Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain! -
Upload to Facebook My bachelor friend told me that he hasn't had sex in such a long time that he's beginning to feel like he's married! -
Upload to Facebook 1st year of marriage: Great sex! Now let's cuddle and fall asleep.
10th year of marriage: Sex? We just did that in April! -
Upload to Facebook I asked my girlfriend why she never blinks during sex.
She said, "There isn't just enough time!" -
Upload to Facebook The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day! -
Upload to Facebook Gupt Gyan:
1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension! -
Upload to Facebook Girls:
1980 - Don't Touch
1990 - Touch But Don't Kiss
2000 - Kiss But Kuch Mat Karna
2010 - Sab Karlo But Kisi Ko Batana Mat
2020 - Sab Karo Warna Bata Dungi Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte!
