Upload to Facebook | A man and a woman can just be friends with no sex involved. It's called marriage! |
Upload to Facebook | I regret choosing to be an accountant. I thought "double entry" was something else! |
Upload to Facebook | No one cleans better than a man expecting to get laid! |
Upload to Facebook | Kid 1: Penchod Kid 2: Penchod Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko? Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai! Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain! |
Upload to Facebook | My bachelor friend told me that he hasn't had sex in such a long time that he's beginning to feel like he's married! |
Upload to Facebook | 1st year of marriage: Great sex! Now let's cuddle and fall asleep. 10th year of marriage: Sex? We just did that in April! |
Upload to Facebook | I asked my girlfriend why she never blinks during sex. She said, "There isn't just enough time!" |
Upload to Facebook | The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day! |
Upload to Facebook | Gupt Gyan: 1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi. 2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension! |
Upload to Facebook | Girls: 1980 - Don't Touch 1990 - Touch But Don't Kiss 2000 - Kiss But Kuch Mat Karna 2010 - Sab Karlo But Kisi Ko Batana Mat 2020 - Sab Karo Warna Bata Dungi Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte! |
