| Helping her with housework so you can get laid later? That's called choreplay! |
| Wife: Our vacuum cleaner has stopped sucking. Husband: Maybe it got married? |
| They say sex is the best form of exercise. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes & 15 seconds once in every three months ain't gonna reduce your beer belly. Right? |
| Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake! #Covid-19 #Coronavirus |
| People have started stockpiling Viagra now... for the hard times ahead! #Covid_19 #Coronavirus |
| Corona Virus Stages in India: Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le! |
| The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought! |
| Sex workers are confused! Work from home! Whose home? Our home or customers' home? |
| After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, "FUCK CARO-NA." Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean? |
| Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate! |
