| The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day! |
| Gupt Gyan: 1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi. 2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension! |
| Girls: 1980 - Don't Touch 1990 - Touch But Don't Kiss 2000 - Kiss But Kuch Mat Karna 2010 - Sab Karlo But Kisi Ko Batana Mat 2020 - Sab Karo Warna Bata Dungi Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte! |
| 900 people get Coronavirus and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask. 30 million people have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom! |
| Types of Corona Viruses in India: Corona Aur Corona Bus Corona Mat Corona Dheere Se Corona Jor Se Corona Ek Bar Aur Corona Bar Bar Corona Har Bar Jor Se Corona |
| Rose Dene Wali Nahi, Roz Dene Wali Chahiye! |
| Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye. Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne! |
| Unhe Bhi Rose Day Mubarak Jinki, Zindagi Roz Leti Hai! |
| Duniya Madarchod Hai, My Phone Autocorrect Duniya To Sunita but I'm Sure Sunita Bhi Madarchod Hai! |
| Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein; Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein! |
