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![NAOMI: Did you know that my name spelled backward is 'I MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.<br/>
LANA: You can just fuck off with your silly games!]()
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![Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy.<br/>
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill's real name was Randy!]()
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But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill's real name was Randy! -
![My girlfriend used to be scared of the dark. Then she saw me naked.<br/> Now she is scared of the light!]()
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Now she is scared of the light! -
![My wife's favorite sexual position is called `Make it quick`!]()
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![Six topless women sound nice, dozen tit?]()
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![Text Change - Sabse Tez Jalne Wali Cheez:<br/>
Sodium X<br/>
Petrol X<br/>
Logon Ki Gaand √]()
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Sodium X
Petrol X
Logon Ki Gaand √ -
![The Vagina:<br/>
The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self-lubricating. It takes any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It's only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental!]()
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The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self-lubricating. It takes any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It's only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental! -
![Mother-in-Law: Ab To 2 Se 3 Ho Jao.<br/>
Daughter-in-law: Threesome Ke Liye Aap Ka Beta Nahi Maanega!]()
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Daughter-in-law: Threesome Ke Liye Aap Ka Beta Nahi Maanega! -
![The average man wastes 31% of his life waiting for the woman to get dressed and the remaining 69% of his life waiting for the woman to get undressed!]()
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![A foolish man complains of his torn pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls!]()
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