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![Someone asked a retiree, `Do you have a job?`<br/>
He replied, `I am my wife's sexual advisor.`<br/>
Somewhat shocked, they said, `What do you mean by that?`<br/>
`Very simple,` he said, `My wife told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it.`]()
Upload to Facebook Someone asked a retiree, "Do you have a job?"
He replied, "I am my wife's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "What do you mean by that?"
"Very simple," he said, "My wife told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it." -
![The company Pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against Covid-19 soon, is the same company that created Viagra. Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cure the living!]()
Upload to Facebook The company Pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against Covid-19 soon, is the same company that created Viagra. Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cure the living! -
![My sex drive is entirely too high for the amount of sex that I am not having!]()
Upload to Facebook My sex drive is entirely too high for the amount of sex that I am not having! -
![Apni Girlfriend Ka Mood Janane Ke Liye Ek Dabaye.<br/>
Mood Achha Ho To Dono Dabaye!]()
Upload to Facebook Apni Girlfriend Ka Mood Janane Ke Liye Ek Dabaye.
Mood Achha Ho To Dono Dabaye! -
![It seems the whole of America has come to a standstill in choosing their next President.<br/>
Medically, this condition is called Electile Dysfunction.
Two old men... well past their prime... fighting to get erected!]()
Upload to Facebook It seems the whole of America has come to a standstill in choosing their next President.
Medically, this condition is called Electile Dysfunction. Two old men... well past their prime... fighting to get erected! -
![Men aren't that complicated, they think, love, feel and pee from the same place!]()
Upload to Facebook Men aren't that complicated, they think, love, feel and pee from the same place! -
![Height of Being Positive:<br/>
Girlfriend: Jaanu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gayi Hai.<br/>
Boyfriend: Chalo Achha Hai... Ab Condom Ke Bina Bhi Kar Sakte Hain!]()
Upload to Facebook Height of Being Positive:
Girlfriend: Jaanu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gayi Hai.
Boyfriend: Chalo Achha Hai... Ab Condom Ke Bina Bhi Kar Sakte Hain! -
![HIV Ne Penis Pe Condom Laga Diya.<br/>
COVID Ne Munh Par Mask Laga Diya.<br/>
Gand Sirf Bachi Thi, Usse Economy Maar Rahi Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook HIV Ne Penis Pe Condom Laga Diya.
COVID Ne Munh Par Mask Laga Diya.
Gand Sirf Bachi Thi, Usse Economy Maar Rahi Hai! -
![Clear Understanding:<br/>
Husband: I love you.<br/>
Wife: Aaj Nahi.<br/>
Husband: OK!]()
Upload to Facebook Clear Understanding:
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Aaj Nahi.
Husband: OK! -
![Patient: Doctor, my bottom hurts.<br/>
Doctor: Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?<br/>
Patient: Right around the entrance.<br/>
Doctor: As long as you call it 'entrance,' it will hurt!]()
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, my bottom hurts.
Doctor: Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?
Patient: Right around the entrance.
Doctor: As long as you call it 'entrance,' it will hurt!
