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Apni Girlfriend Ka Mood Janane Ke Liye Ek Dabaye.
Mood Achha Ho To Dono Dabaye! -
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It seems the whole of America has come to a standstill in choosing their next President.
Medically, this condition is called Electile Dysfunction. Two old men... well past their prime... fighting to get erected! -
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Men aren't that complicated, they think, love, feel and pee from the same place! -
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Height of Being Positive:
Girlfriend: Jaanu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gayi Hai.
Boyfriend: Chalo Achha Hai... Ab Condom Ke Bina Bhi Kar Sakte Hain! -
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HIV Ne Penis Pe Condom Laga Diya.
COVID Ne Munh Par Mask Laga Diya.
Gand Sirf Bachi Thi, Usse Economy Maar Rahi Hai! -
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Clear Understanding:
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Aaj Nahi.
Husband: OK! -
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Patient: Doctor, my bottom hurts.
Doctor: Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?
Patient: Right around the entrance.
Doctor: As long as you call it 'entrance,' it will hurt! -
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Thong is the greatest symbol of democracy, because it separates the left from the right, protects the center, changes everyone's "point of view" and forces all the people to look in the same direction with the same goal! -
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Pardon my French but Louvrè Lage Padè Hai! -
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Porn would be more realistic if it shows a man struggling to take off the woman's bra!