Tum Gym Karte Reh Jaoge, Uske Saath Push-Ups Koi Aur Maar Jayega! |
Procrastination is a lot like masturbating. It feels good at the time, but ultimately we are fucking ourselves! |
Kisi Ko Bina Soche Samjhe Chutiya Nahi Bolna Chahiye... Kya Pata Wo Gandu Ho! |
Long-Distance Relationship Mein Chaaron Log Khush Rehte Hain! |
Everybody is so concerned about children missing their childhood... . . . . . what about adults missing adultery? |
My ex-girlfriend finished last in the swimming competition under the breaststroke category. She didn't know that she could use her arms to swim! |
A padded bra is like real estate. The super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing! |
For those who can't afford porn, it's better to put women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it! |
Be like Boobs: Socially distanced and covered with masks! |
When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work. Wisdom will kill me someday! |