-
Upload to Facebook Why was the two-piece bikini invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section! -
Upload to Facebook Vodafone Idea is now Vi
Vi Mumbai
Vi Delhi
Vi Ahmedabad
Vi Kolkata
Imagine their Agra office! -
Upload to Facebook Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.
So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie! -
Upload to Facebook The pussy is never yours...
It's just your turn! -
Upload to Facebook When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sunder Pichai -
Upload to Facebook If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach? -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?
Chacha Chaudri! -
Upload to Facebook A man from Lucknow at the chemist:
Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye! -
Upload to Facebook Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,
Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!"
