For those who can't afford porn, it's better to put women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it! |
Be like Boobs: Socially distanced and covered with masks! |
When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work. Wisdom will kill me someday! |
Why was the two-piece bikini invented? To separate the meat section from the dairy section! |
Vodafone Idea is now Vi Vi Mumbai Vi Delhi Vi Ahmedabad Vi Kolkata Imagine their Agra office! |
Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty. So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie! |
The pussy is never yours... It's just your turn! |
When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is! |
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass? Sunder Pichai |
If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach? |