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  • For those who can't afford porn, it's better to put women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it!Upload to Facebook
    For those who can't afford porn, it's better to put women's Tennis on TV, close your eyes and only hear it!
  • Be like Boobs:<br/>
Socially distanced and covered with masks!Upload to Facebook
    Be like Boobs:
    Socially distanced and covered with masks!
  • When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work.<br/>
Wisdom will kill me someday!Upload to Facebook
    When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work.
    Wisdom will kill me someday!
  • Why was the two-piece bikini invented?<br/>
To separate the meat section from the dairy section!Upload to Facebook
    Why was the two-piece bikini invented?
    To separate the meat section from the dairy section!
  • Vodafone Idea is now Vi<br/>
Vi Mumbai<br/>
Vi Delhi<br/>
Vi Ahmedabad<br/>
Vi Kolkata<br/>

Imagine their Agra office!Upload to Facebook
    Vodafone Idea is now Vi
    Vi Mumbai
    Vi Delhi
    Vi Ahmedabad
    Vi Kolkata
    Imagine their Agra office!
  • Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.<br/>
So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!Upload to Facebook
    Sanjay Raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. According to him, Haramkhor means naughty.
    So, we can safely assume Chutiya means sweety and Gandu means cutie!
  • The pussy is never yours...<br/>
It's just your turn!Upload to Facebook
    The pussy is never yours...
    It's just your turn!
  • When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!Upload to Facebook
    When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!
  • What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?<br/>
Sunder PichaiUpload to Facebook
    What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
    Sunder Pichai
  • If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?Upload to Facebook
    If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?
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