What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle? Chacha Chaudri! |
A man from Lucknow at the chemist: Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye! |
Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata, Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!" |
If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd either be traumatized or sexually aroused or both! |
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade!" |
NEWS Flash: Viagra Shipment Stolen. Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals! |
What is the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore will have sex with anybody, . . . . . . . . . . . . . A bitch will have sex with anybody except you! |
Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks! |
Man: When I donate blood, I don't extract it myself, the nurse does it for me. Nurse: I understand sir; but this is a sperm bank, it doesn't work that way here! |
Jeans Ka Dukh Aur Pyajame Ka Sukh... Gaand Mein Khujli Ke Waqt Hi Pata Chalta Hai! |