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![Since I have heard so many stories about wives having headaches,<br/>
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I assume a married man's idea of foreplay would be half an hour of applying balm on his wife's forehead!]()
Upload to Facebook Since I have heard so many stories about wives having headaches,
I assume a married man's idea of foreplay would be half an hour of applying balm on his wife's forehead! -
![I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.<br/>
I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.<br/>
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.<br/>
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!<br/>
Women, I can't figure them out!]()
Upload to Facebook I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!
Women, I can't figure them out! -
![Seeing how some people wear masks, now I understand why condoms fail!]()
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![I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: `I'm tired`, `I'm washing my hair`, `I've got a headache`, I'm your sister-in-law!]()
Upload to Facebook I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "I'm tired", `I'm washing my hair", "I've got a headache", I'm your sister-in-law! -
![I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a girl named Penny. Is that spooky or what?]()
Upload to Facebook I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a girl named Penny. Is that spooky or what? -
![Don't stop when you are tired.<br/>
Stop when you are done.<br/>
~ Sunny Leone<br/>
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Upload to Facebook Don't stop when you are tired.
Stop when you are done.
~ Sunny Leone
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![Top 6 reasons why men prefer guns over women:<br/>
* You admire a friend's gun tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.<br/>
* Your gun will stay with you even if you have run out of ammunition.<br/>
* You can trade an old 44 for a new 22<br/>
* A gun doesn't ask, `Do these grips make me look fat?`<br/>
* A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.<br/>
And the most important: You can buy a silencer for a gun!]()
Upload to Facebook Top 6 reasons why men prefer guns over women:
* You admire a friend's gun tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.
* Your gun will stay with you even if you have run out of ammunition.
* You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
* A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
* A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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![In the midst of all this, Kareena got pregnant.<br/>
Even though she had Saif sex!]()
Upload to Facebook In the midst of all this, Kareena got pregnant.
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![After researchers have found that women jog without bra get bigger breasts, some men have started running without underwear!]()
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![According to a survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than in front of women. Because women are too judgemental, while men are just grateful!]()
Upload to Facebook According to a survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than in front of women. Because women are too judgemental, while men are just grateful!
