If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand? |
There is no difference between man and mouse... both fall prey to pussy! |
If you stick your head between two breast implants, are you technically in Silicon Valley? |
The new girl at work blew a fuse today because I asked if she spits or swallows. It seemed like a perfectly reasonable question, considering we work as wine tasters! |
If you are over 50, it's no longer called masturbation it's called a system check! |
Breaking News: Another COVID forced merger. Victoria Secret to merge with Smith & Wesson. The new company will be called Titty Titty Bang Bang! |
Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower! |
Gujrati Boy: Hi Kemcho! Punjabi Boy: Oye Ben Cho!! |
I am a fat ass, but I can lose weight. You are a dumb ass, how are you going to fix that? |
What do you call a devotee of porn? CumBhakt! |