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  • If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?Upload to Facebook
    If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?
  • There is no difference between man and mouse...<br/>
both fall prey to pussy!Upload to Facebook
    There is no difference between man and mouse...
    both fall prey to pussy!
  • If you stick your head between two breast implants, are you technically in Silicon Valley?Upload to Facebook
    If you stick your head between two breast implants, are you technically in Silicon Valley?
  • The new girl at work blew a fuse today because I asked if she spits or swallows.<br/>
It seemed like a perfectly reasonable question, considering we work as wine tasters!Upload to Facebook
    The new girl at work blew a fuse today because I asked if she spits or swallows.
    It seemed like a perfectly reasonable question, considering we work as wine tasters!
  • If you are over 50, it's no longer called masturbation it's called a system check!Upload to Facebook
    If you are over 50, it's no longer called masturbation it's called a system check!
  • Breaking News:<br/>
Another COVID forced merger.<br/>
Victoria Secret to merge with Smith & Wesson.<br/>
The new company will be called Titty Titty Bang Bang!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    Another COVID forced merger.
    Victoria Secret to merge with Smith & Wesson.
    The new company will be called Titty Titty Bang Bang!
  • Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower!Upload to Facebook
    Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower!
  • Gujrati Boy: Hi Kemcho!<br/>
Punjabi Boy: Oye Ben Cho!!Upload to Facebook
    Gujrati Boy: Hi Kemcho!
    Punjabi Boy: Oye Ben Cho!!
  • I am a fat ass, but I can lose weight.<br/>
You are a dumb ass, how are you going to fix that?Upload to Facebook
    I am a fat ass, but I can lose weight.
    You are a dumb ass, how are you going to fix that?
  • What do you call a devotee of porn?<br/>
CumBhakt!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a devotee of porn?
    CumBhakt!
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