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![A Punjabi couple was having sex. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.<br/>
Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan!<br/>
Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega!]()
Upload to Facebook A Punjabi couple was having sex. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan!
Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega! -
![We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place!]()
Upload to Facebook We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place! -
![Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel!]()
Upload to Facebook Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel! -
![At 33, he quits smoking (Will Power)<br/>
At 43, he quits drinking (Will Power)<br/>
At 53, he quits gambling (Will Power)<br/>
At 63, he quits sex (Power Failure)]()
Upload to Facebook At 33, he quits smoking (Will Power)
At 43, he quits drinking (Will Power)
At 53, he quits gambling (Will Power)
At 63, he quits sex (Power Failure) -
![Customer: Can I ask you about the menu please?<br/>
Waitress: The men I please is none of your business!]()
Upload to Facebook Customer: Can I ask you about the menu please?
Waitress: The men I please is none of your business! -
![Pick-Up Line for the 21st Century:<br/>
But if you die a virgin, think of all those terrorists waiting for you!]()
Upload to Facebook Pick-Up Line for the 21st Century:
But if you die a virgin, think of all those terrorists waiting for you! -
![I told my wife that wearing a mask is really uncomfortable.<br/>
She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day!]()
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that wearing a mask is really uncomfortable.
She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day! -
![Breaking News:<br/>
China has stopped exporting sex toys with immediate effect.<br/>
Says, `Go Fuck Yourself`!]()
Upload to Facebook Breaking News:
China has stopped exporting sex toys with immediate effect.
Says, "Go Fuck Yourself"! -
![The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you put the cucumber!]()
Upload to Facebook The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you put the cucumber! -
![China has the largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women the men are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'!]()
Upload to Facebook China has the largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women the men are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'!
