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Upload to Facebook At 33, he quits smoking (Will Power)
At 43, he quits drinking (Will Power)
At 53, he quits gambling (Will Power)
At 63, he quits sex (Power Failure) -
Upload to Facebook Customer: Can I ask you about the menu please?
Waitress: The men I please is none of your business! -
Upload to Facebook Pick-Up Line for the 21st Century:
But if you die a virgin, think of all those terrorists waiting for you! -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that wearing a mask is really uncomfortable.
She laughed and told me to try wearing a bra for a day! -
Upload to Facebook Breaking News:
China has stopped exporting sex toys with immediate effect.
Says, "Go Fuck Yourself"! -
Upload to Facebook The difference between being hungry and being horny is where you put the cucumber! -
Upload to Facebook China has the largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women the men are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'! -
Upload to Facebook Could this have been possible without English language skills?
"Four insurance companies are in competition.
One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the erection to the resurrection!" -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: So what is the most important thing that's missing from your sex life?
Husband: Sex! -
Upload to Facebook I wonder what chairs think about all day:
"Oh, here comes another asshole!"
