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![Could this have been possible without English language skills?<br/>
`Four insurance companies are in competition.<br/>
One comes up with the slogan, `Coverage from the cradle to the grave.`<br/>
The second one tries to improve on that with, `Coverage from the womb to the tomb.`<br/>
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, `From the sperm to the worm.`<br/>
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, `From the erection to the resurrection!`]()
Upload to Facebook Could this have been possible without English language skills?
"Four insurance companies are in competition.
One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the erection to the resurrection!" -
![Doctor: So what is the most important thing that's missing from your sex life?<br/>
Husband: Sex!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: So what is the most important thing that's missing from your sex life?
Husband: Sex! -
![I wonder what chairs think about all day:<br/>
`Oh, here comes another asshole!`]()
Upload to Facebook I wonder what chairs think about all day:
"Oh, here comes another asshole!" -
![What is the perfect example of both Good and Bad Luck?<br/>
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good Luck)<br/>
but at the same time dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)!]()
Upload to Facebook What is the perfect example of both Good and Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good Luck)
but at the same time dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)! -
![What is the difference between a Clitoris and Foster Lager?<br/>
A Clitoris only tastes like piss for a second!]()
Upload to Facebook What is the difference between a Clitoris and Foster Lager?
A Clitoris only tastes like piss for a second! -
![She used Vaseline to give me a handjob.<br/>
I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it off!]()
Upload to Facebook She used Vaseline to give me a handjob.
I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it off! -
![He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.<br/>
Now he is a husband, driver and cook!]()
Upload to Facebook He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.
Now he is a husband, driver and cook! -
![What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?<br/>
The longer you play with them, the harder they get!]()
Upload to Facebook What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get! -
![What's the definition of a healthy virgin?<br/>
One who has never been bed-ridden!]()
Upload to Facebook What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been bed-ridden! -
![What is the definition of disgusting?<br/>
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!]()
Upload to Facebook What is the definition of disgusting?
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!
