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![Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao!]()
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![Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.<br/>
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.<br/>
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.<br/>
Mom: Why?<br/>
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!]()
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Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
Mom: Why?
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![Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.<br/>
So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care!]()
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![Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?<br/>
Ma'am: Yes, cum inside!]()
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Ma'am: Yes, cum inside! -
![If an ass is called a 'butt', then a good ass should be called 'butter'!]()
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![Punjab to enforce strict lockdown on weekends (Saturday and Sunday) is like, `Baby, Upar Upar Se Kar Lo`!
#PunjabLockdown]()
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![Take it easy people. Pretty soon, you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.<br/>
But for now, just stay home and do it with the one you are married to!]()
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But for now, just stay home and do it with the one you are married to! -
![What is mutual understanding?<br/>
Wife: I love you.<br/>
Husband: Kitne Paise Chahiye?<br/><br/>
Husband: I love you.<br/>
Wife: Ruko, Bachhe Soye Nahi Abhi!]()
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Wife: I love you.
Husband: Kitne Paise Chahiye?
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Ruko, Bachhe Soye Nahi Abhi! -
![Son: Dad, is there any place where people love everyone no matter their race colour or sexuality?<br/>
Dad: Yes son, it's called Pornhub!]()
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![Man: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I messaged dirty jokes, porn videos, and view naked women's pictures on my mobile.<br/>
Father: Forward all your sins to me!]()
Upload to Facebook Man: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I messaged dirty jokes, porn videos, and view naked women's pictures on my mobile.
Father: Forward all your sins to me!
