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Ma'am: Yes, cum inside! -
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Upload to Facebook Take it easy people. Pretty soon, you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, just stay home and do it with the one you are married to! -
Upload to Facebook What is mutual understanding?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: Kitne Paise Chahiye?
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Ruko, Bachhe Soye Nahi Abhi! -
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Father: Forward all your sins to me! -
Upload to Facebook During the middle ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies.
Does anyone know if they have anything similar planned when this one ends? -
Upload to Facebook Coronavirus has established a connection between Nasal Cavity and the Anus.
Moment one sneezes Sabki Gaand Phatne Lagti Hai! -
Upload to Facebook After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails!
