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Upload to Facebook I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "I'm tired", `I'm washing my hair", "I've got a headache", I'm your sister-in-law! -
Upload to Facebook I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a girl named Penny. Is that spooky or what? -
Upload to Facebook Don't stop when you are tired.
Stop when you are done.
~ Sunny Leone
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Upload to Facebook Top 6 reasons why men prefer guns over women:
* You admire a friend's gun tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.
* Your gun will stay with you even if you have run out of ammunition.
* You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
* A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
* A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
And the most important: You can buy a silencer for a gun! -
Upload to Facebook In the midst of all this, Kareena got pregnant.
Even though she had Saif sex! -
Upload to Facebook After researchers have found that women jog without bra get bigger breasts, some men have started running without underwear! -
Upload to Facebook According to a survey, women feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than in front of women. Because women are too judgemental, while men are just grateful! -
Upload to Facebook If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand? -
Upload to Facebook There is no difference between man and mouse...
both fall prey to pussy! -
Upload to Facebook If you stick your head between two breast implants, are you technically in Silicon Valley?
