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His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
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Upload to Facebook What is the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A whore will have sex with anybody,
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A bitch will have sex with anybody except you! -
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I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!
Women, I can't figure them out! -
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