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![If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?]()
Upload to Facebook If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off? -
If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off? -
I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal! -
There is a thin line between
"love at first sight"
and
"lust at first sight"
and the line is called a
Cleavage! -
I met a girl with 12 nipples - sounds funny...
Dozen tit? -
When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body;
When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face;
When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart.
Still all these 3 guys, wanna fuck you through! -
![Studies show that 'Sex' burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet!]()
Upload to Facebook Studies show that 'Sex' burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet! -
Women should have equal rights to men. It would be awesome if women were allowed to walk around with their tops off! -
![The reason why women don't carry condom in their purse is because by the time they'll find the condom in the purse, the kid will be 2 years old!]()
Upload to Facebook The reason why women don't carry condom in their purse is because by the time they'll find the condom in the purse, the kid will be 2 years old! -
It's funny how dry days and wet dreams actually have nothing to do with water!
