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![Girl: Kaisa hai?<br />
Boy: Lamba!<br />
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Boy: Lamba!
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Girl: Kaisa hai?
Boy: Lamba.
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Love me slow but love me a bit more;
Love me so much that I am never soar;
I love yo so that you never get bore;
Now come on honey let's get on all fours! -
![Why are hangovers better than women?<br />
Hangovers go away!]()
Upload to Facebook Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers go away! -
A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH! -
Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
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Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F? -
Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH! -
Why is life like a penis?
Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed! -
![Men are trained since birth:<br/>
That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!]()
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That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles! -
![Girlfriend's dilemma:<br/>
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend's dilemma:
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
