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Ultimate Confusion:
She texts: To fir Chod de na Mujhe, aaj hi!
And now he is totally confused... exactly, Karna Kya hai? -
A little tingling touch, a little of your taste;
A love talk, a few drinks shared and we mate;
The we cum together holding each other's waist;
And let the feeling linger, till we have another date! -
Red Bull may give you wings;
But Whisky gives you balls! -
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1. Life
2. Prostitutes
3. Logic -
The ultimate truth of Life:
Success kisses you in Private;
But failure always fucks you in Public! -
Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind! -
![The extreme irony of Life:<br />
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!]()
Upload to Facebook The extreme irony of Life:
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions! -
Life is t( o )( o ) much fun when you have a dirty mind! -
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Upload to Facebook Always remember in life that when no one is with you. And when all the doors are closed around you,
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it's time to watch PORN! -
There are only 5 things that one needs in life:
Good Food
Good Sleep
Good Income
Good Friends
And Good *UCK! (your interpretation may vary according to your needs)
