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Upload to Facebook Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working! -
Censure Question:
What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine! -
The best woman is the one who leaves in the morning! -
Moms have Mother's Day, Dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday! -
That awkward moment when the person who discovered milk had to explain what he/she was doing to the cow! -
![Difference between Boys and Girls:<br />
Boys are naughty, Girls are beauty;<br />
Boys have chest, Girls have breasts.<br />
Boys have night falls, Girls have big balls;<br />
Boys a big pole, Girls have a big hole;<br />
Boys can Fuck and Girls can Suck.<br />
Lastly, Boys are FUCKERS but Girls are LOVERS!]()
Upload to Facebook Difference between Boys and Girls:
Boys are naughty, Girls are beauty;
Boys have chest, Girls have breasts.
Boys have night falls, Girls have big balls;
Boys a big pole, Girls have a big hole;
Boys can Fuck and Girls can Suck.
Lastly, Boys are FUCKERS but Girls are LOVERS! -
Why are girls better at catwalk than boys?
Because there is nothing between the legs to get squeezed! -
Drawing is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination...
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HARD FACT:
No matter how many job POSITIONS taken over by women, and their claiming equality; But there are certain OPENINGS that only men can fill! -
What do women and police cars have in common?
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming!
