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Upload to Facebook If you 'yawn' and the other person next to you also yawns;
To Kya Aap Dono Ke Beech Mein "Yawn Sambandh" hain? -
Upload to Facebook Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome. -
Upload to Facebook Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service:
And sometimes you have to be happy with self service! -
Upload to Facebook The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it. -
Upload to Facebook Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise. -
Upload to Facebook You cannot taste me, until you undress me.
Sincerely,
Banana. -
Upload to Facebook Birth control pills should probably be made for men.
It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest! -
Upload to Facebook I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's. I'll be doing it my way and you'll be lovin' it. -
Upload to Facebook Roses are red, nuts are round;
Skirts are up, panties are down;
Belly to belly, skin to skin;
When it's raining, stick it in! -
Upload to Facebook Guys wait for the perfect girl = Playboy's fault
Girls wait for the perfect guy = Disney's fault
