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You're somebody's reason to wank!]()
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You're somebody's reason to wank! -
Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common? They keep in touch with several holes! -
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river but gets its paws wet. Then it sees a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF THE STORY:
The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy! -
Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case you miss! -
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Sex is like a gas station.
Sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service;
And sometimes you have to be happy with "self service"! -
You know you're forever alone when you take care of your right hand more than any other body part! -
Remember those childhood days when A, B, C, and D used to be alphabets and not cup sizes? -
It is said that if your palms are itching, you'll get money;
If your toes are itching, you'll get new shoes;
And if your dick is itching...
Don't fool yourself, simply rush to the doctor! -
1st time Kiya to Khoon Aaya.
2nd time Kiya to Dard Hua.
3rd time Kiya to Jalan Hui.
4th time Kiya to Smoothly Hua.
Shuruvat Mein Shaving Aise Hi Hoti Hai!
