| What is the definition of a tough competitor? In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third and ninth! |
| Karma is like 69 - you get, what you give! |
| Why do fat chicks give better blowjobs? Because they have to! |
| Forget humans... even when two batteries are in 69 position, they generate current! |
| What do deer and women have in common? The hornier, the better! |
| Newton's 4th Law: Every soul in this world is born with a hole or a pole. When the pole goes inside the hole, out comes a new soul with a hole or a pole! |
| P: Pull/Push U: Until S: She S: Screams Y: Yesssss! |
| There's a big difference between men and women when they say: "I finished an entire box of tissues watching that film last night!" |
| Irony of Life: Wife doesn't get pregnant after many attempts; And girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions! |
| Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers? They want it to be watered with a hose! |