What is Mangalsutra? It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without condom! And what is Condom? It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without Mangalsutra! |
An Emotional Advice: Wank twice before making any promise to a girl, it may change your opinion! |
Instead of learning unconditional Love, Faithfulness, Honesty and Loyalty from dogs - . .. ... .... the only thing we learn is their 'Postion'! |
In Winters, if a woman shaves her legs for you every alternate day, it sure is love! |
A good relation does not need any promises and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people, one who fucks and another who spreads the legs and gets fucked happily! |
One ejaculation has 15,875 GB of DNA info. With 200 million sperms per ejaculation, one would have 7150 TB of data transfer in around 3-4 seconds. And we think 3G/4G is fast! |
To make it straight, she pulls it; To make it stand, she rubs it; To make it stiff, she licks it; And to let it In, she pushes it. . .. ... .... Threading a needle is not easy! |
You can foretell any girl's future just by touching and feeling her buttocks. This divine knowledge is called . .. ... .... ..... ASS-TR0LOGY! |
Describe 'Virginity' in 2 words? . .. ... .... ..... ...... Center Fresh! |
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice; But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is: 'Simply Priceless'! |