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On the girls t-shirt:
Looking won't make them big;
You need to work on them! -
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He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, sucked, bit and swallowed, too. When he was satisfied, he left abruptly.
I was left hurt
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by Bloody Mosquito! -
A small joke:
Girl: Fuck you.
Boy: Promise! -
Beauty of ENGLISH:
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story ?
Here's an example:
Oh Jack plz don't touch me at all!
Oh Jack plz don't touch me at!
Oh Jack plz don't touch!
Oh Jack plz don't!
Oh Jack plz!
Oh Jack!
Oh!
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Roses are red, violets are blue;
I suck at poetry; show me your tits! -
Why is it so much fun at the nudist party?
Because things really get swinging on the dance floor! -
The colour of Bra reflects a girl's mood:
White - Relaxed Mood
Red - Wild Mood
Black - Sexy Mood
Blue - Sad Mood
Pink - Romantic Mood, No BRA - Perfect MOOD! -
Why are babies so fragile?
They are put together with just one screw!
