What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them! |
Dear Milk, You make me wet... Sincerely, Cereal |
Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love! |
Karma is like 69... you get what you give! |
There were three Jobs that made the world a better place to live in. Steve has gone... . .. ... .... ..... Thank God! Hand and Blow are still here! |
Happiness is like penis... it always looks small if you hold it in your hands; but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is! |
What's common between Android apps and panties? . .. ... .... Pull down to refresh! |
How is a woman like a road? Both have manholes! |
Men are like babies. If you want to shut them up, stick a boob in their mouth! |
What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber! |