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  • What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
    Men always miss them!
  • Dear Milk,
    You make me wet...
    Sincerely,
    Cereal
  • Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love!
  • Karma is like 69... you get what you give!Upload to Facebook
    Karma is like 69... you get what you give!
  • There were three Jobs that made the world a better place to live in.
    Steve has gone...
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    Thank God! Hand and Blow are still here!
  • Happiness is like penis... it always looks small if you hold it in your hands; but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
  • What's common between Android apps and panties?
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    Pull down to refresh!
  • How is a woman like a road?
    Both have manholes!
  • Men are like babies. If you want to shut them up, stick a boob in their mouth!
  • What's long, hard and has cum in it?
    A cucumber!
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