Naughty Adult and Non veg Restricted

  • What is the difference between a Key and a Panty?
    Key: Insert and Open
    Panty: Open and Insert!
  • All girls are beautiful after the lights are switched off;<br />
And all boys are innocent, before the lights are off!Upload to Facebook
    All girls are beautiful after the lights are switched off;
    And all boys are innocent, before the lights are off!
  • Bari Barsi Khatan Gya Si;
    Khat Ke Leyanda Khand...
    Oh Teri Pehn Di...



    Ehni Thand
    Ehni Thand
    Ehni Thand!
  • Son: Dad, I want to be like you.
    Dad (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
    Son: No Dad! I, too wanna fuck Deepa aunty... she is so f**king hot!
  • When
    Pakistan is Pak;
    Hindustan is Hind;
    Czech Republic is Czeck;
    Then
    What about Brazil and London!
  • A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his brother, "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"
  • Sometimes an opportunity knocks on the door;
    And at other times, knock on the door spoils an opportunity!
  • What's the difference between my girlfriend and my TV?
    It only takes one finger to turn on a TV!
  • What's the job application to Hooters?
    It's just a bra to fill it out!
  • Obscene Caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand. I will let you have it.
    Naughty Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand than I am not interested!
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