What is the difference between a Key and a Panty? Key: Insert and Open Panty: Open and Insert! |
All girls are beautiful after the lights are switched off; And all boys are innocent, before the lights are off! |
Bari Barsi Khatan Gya Si; Khat Ke Leyanda Khand... Oh Teri Pehn Di... Ehni Thand Ehni Thand Ehni Thand! |
Son: Dad, I want to be like you. Dad (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer? Son: No Dad! I, too wanna fuck Deepa aunty... she is so f**king hot! |
When Pakistan is Pak; Hindustan is Hind; Czech Republic is Czeck; Then What about Brazil and London! |
A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his brother, "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!" |
Sometimes an opportunity knocks on the door; And at other times, knock on the door spoils an opportunity! |
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my TV? It only takes one finger to turn on a TV! |
What's the job application to Hooters? It's just a bra to fill it out! |
Obscene Caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand. I will let you have it. Naughty Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand than I am not interested! |