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Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice;
But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS! -
Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent at least 1 hour pulling, squeezing and adjusting. Respect her by staring at it! -
Welcome Winters:
In the morning, savour 2 eggs with milk;
In the evening, relish 2 pegs with chips;
And at night, enjoy 2 legs with lips.
Have a very happy winters... with my tips! -
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes; but we never realise that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes! -
![Women are like different types of coffee. Only the really good ones keep you awake all night!]()
Upload to Facebook Women are like different types of coffee. Only the really good ones keep you awake all night! -
![A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets... you don't know where to puts your hands!]()
Upload to Facebook A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets... you don't know where to puts your hands! -
According to doctors, 'Penis' is the best breakfast ever for ladies!
It has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients.
Thus making them healthy and contented for 9 months!
Send to ladies for a good laugh and to men to make them happy and feel proud of themselves! -
Masturbation: It's a shot in the air to check if the gun is working! -
Hookers aren't the ones who'll fuck you for money...
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they're just the only ones honest enough to acknowledge it! -
A porn actress was admitted to hospital after having phone sex. Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 3 iPhones and 1 Samsung. No Siemen was found!
