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A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.
Suddenly...
He saw a girl and he used the tree to make a bed.
Moral: A hole can change a Man's goal! -
![Boobs are like kids 'toys' - fun to play with... but they eventually end up in the mouth!]()
Upload to Facebook Boobs are like kids 'toys' - fun to play with... but they eventually end up in the mouth! -
Wish you a happy and a very "SUCK-SEX-FULL" life.
I may not be good spellings; but my wishes are good, true and from the bottom of my heart.
Good Day! -
Recommended dosage of Viagra:
New Girlfriend: No need
Old Girlfriend: 1/2 tablet
Mistress: 1 tablet
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission... -
The ambitious Personal Secretary went out for dinner with her boss and when the bill arrived she said, "I must insist that we go Dutch I suggest you pay for dinner and the rest of the evening will be on me!" -
Why are pubic hair curly?
If they weren't, they would blind you! -
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. The girl says, "Show me, I wanna see myself if it's true what they say about black men"!
So he stabs her and nicks her purse! -
Which task is engaged together by men and women, where men lose their stamina within 10 minutes but women can go on and on?
SHOPPING!
May God bless your dirty mind! -
I simply love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts! -
![Popeye was a lonely sailor. That explains his huge forearms!]()
Upload to Facebook Popeye was a lonely sailor. That explains his huge forearms!
