-
When a girl misses her love, her heart pains;
But when a guy misses his love, his hands pain! -
I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession! -
An X-ray specialist was briefing his new assistant about breast shadows. He told him that women's breasts come in three sizes:
Ping Pong
Ding Dong
and
King Kong! -
![Dear Girlfriend,<br />
United we bang, divided I nightfall!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Girlfriend,
United we bang, divided I nightfall! -
![I'm no mathematician but I'm pretty sure the square root of 69 = my tongue!]()
Upload to Facebook I'm no mathematician but I'm pretty sure the square root of 69 = my tongue! -
Dear Periods,
The only reason we tolerate you is because you're a sign that we're not pregnant.
Sincerely,
Girls
Dear Periods,
We only tolerate you because we get blow jobs that week.
Sincerely,
Boys -
Lips and Boobs to Pussy, "You are the target. It is for that you we are sucked bitten and squeezed.
Pussy cried and said, "I remain hidden, it's you two, who always invite trouble! -
An 89 is also a 69 but with a fat chick! -
Chatting up a girl in a bar, I said, "What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles and is an anagram of 'pensi'?"
It was only when she pulled my pants down at her apartment a few minutes later that I told her the answer was 'spine'! -
![A bank wanted to use a porn star's legs as the logo for its ATM.<br />
Do you know why?<br />
The bank wanted to advertise that they're open 24 hrs!]()
Upload to Facebook A bank wanted to use a porn star's legs as the logo for its ATM.
Do you know why?
The bank wanted to advertise that they're open 24 hrs!
