Scientific Theory of Sex:,br>
The angle of the dangle decreases with the sag of the bag; And increases in proportion to the heat of the meat; Compared to the mass of the ass and the beauty of the cutie! |
A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain! |
I'm no religious man, but blow jobs are a great way for bad girls to pay for their sins! |
Why are girls hotter than boys? Boys have two Zero watt bulbs and only one 40 watts Tube. Whereas girls have two 500 watt bulbs and one 3000 watts Oven! |
Roses are nice, Violets are fine; I'll be the 6, if you be the 9! |
What's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle? If a rottweiler starts humping your leg, you let it finish! |
Behave yourself and remember - . .. ... .... What happens tonight goes on Facebook tomorrow! |
Fact of Life: No matter, how sweet a girl is; Down below, she's always salty! |
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin! |
5 missed calls from your girlfriend means, you missed a fuck; 5 missed calls from your wife means, you are fucked! |