-
A guy's point of view:
Sex is evil;
Evil is sin;
Sin is forgiven;
So let us begin! -
![When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, 'Congrats'!<br />
But none of them comes and touches the man's 'dick and says `Well done`!<br /><br />
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters!]()
Upload to Facebook When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, 'Congrats'!
But none of them comes and touches the man's 'dick and says "Well done"!
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters! -
What's the difference between an Umbrella and a Blouse?
UMBRELLA - you press and open;
BLOUSE - you open and press
Enjoy the monsoon with press and open or with open and press. Choice is yours, either ways you'll get wet! -
Dear Girls,
If your neck is white and your face is orange, you're doing it wrong! -
![The worst part of being caught masturbating by your girlfriend is explaining that it's technically her fault?]()
Upload to Facebook The worst part of being caught masturbating by your girlfriend is explaining that it's technically her fault? -
A tie is men's equivalent attire to women's dupatta (veil).
While a dupatta can hide a woman's assets, the tie is man's way of pointing to where their asset is! -
Why are female Tennis players jealous of female Badminton players?
Any guesses? No!
.
..
...
Because Tennis gets only 'Balls' to play whereas Badminton players get to play with a 'Cock' and that too, that shuttles all the time! -
You're really stupid if you visit an ice-cream parlour instead of a pharmacist when your girlfriend says,
"I love chocolate flavour"! -
Dear Boys,
If she asks the waiter to serve the gravy on a corner of the plate and not on the rice, that's the first sign she won't swallow! -
What's similar between Amul butter and Women?
Both are Utterly Butterly Delicious, one on bread and the other on bed.
They're even better when spread well!
