| Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties! |
| Who started the concept of 5 days a week and 2 days off? It naturally had to be . .. ... Draupadi! |
| Q: Why do Jewish women go for circumcised men? A: They can't resist anything with 10 per cent off! |
| Advice to Women by a Skin Specialist: Always go out without wearing a BRA! Nobody will notice the wrinkles on your face & dark circles under your eyes! |
| A banker confused in maths, asks his lady secretary, "If I give you a crore after deducting 17%, how much would you take off? Secretary: Even my panties, Sir! |
| Q: What do politicians and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera! |
| We had a girl to stay; her name was Viginia. We called her Virgin for short, but not for long. |
| An Aussie caught a Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep. "Mate", the Aussie said, "Over there we shear them". The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"! |
| Her boobs are so big that she walks a feet behind her nipples! |
| Welcome to the season of Smooching, Squeezing, Licking and Sucking as . .. ... Mangoes are in town! |