| Vagina is the best Rehabilitation Centre in the World. Any arrogant dick can go in; but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego! |
| Q: Why quantum physicists so poor at sex? . .. ... A: Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum and when they find momentum, they can't find the position! |
| Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster? A: A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-do" and a prostitute says, "Any cock'll do"! |
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| Q. What is the difference between tampons and mobile phones? A. Mobile phones are for assholes! |
| A good relation does not need any promises and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people... One who fucks and another who spreads the legs happily! |
| I wanted to text you something really sexy, but too bad - I don't fit on your phone! |
| It is said that if your palms are itching, you'll get money; If your toes are itching, you'll get new shoes; And if your dick is itching... Don't fool yourself, simply rush to the doctor! |
| Q: What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes? A: Stay out of BED for two days. |
| Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight. New Proverb: Boobs are curves that make some things super straight. |