| When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets P N E I S and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are on Whatsapp! |
| A priest saw a girl removing her bra. He says, "Oh God, please close my eyes". Wen he opened his eyes, the girl ws fully naked. The priest's dick got hard. He says, "God, now please close your eyes". |
| Draupadi was the first L'Oreal brand ambassador... . .. ... 5 problems, 1 Solution! |
| Every time it's not right to pull someone's leg. One should . .. ... spread them sometimes! |
| "In my case," said the student to the sex researcher, "When I get it part of the way in, my vision blurs. And when it's all the way in, I can't see a thing". "Now, that's an most interesting optical reaction", said the researcher. "It may well have anatomical as well as physiological basis. If you don't mind, young man, I'd like to have a look at it." So, the student shrugged and stuck out his tongue. |
| Men are trained since birth that happiness comes either from . .. ... .... Boobs or Bottles! |
| Signboard outside Library: Statutory Warning: While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with both hands. |
| 2 girls were fighting and that resulted in the invention of the most awesome abuse in the history of mankind: BITCH! If dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport! |
| On a man's 50th birthday, his wife said, "You know, you should really get one of those dick enlargers". "I did", he answered. And added, "She's 21 and her name is Lucy". |
| If you have slept with more than 5 people, you have no right to call your reproductive organ as a PRIVATE PART. It surely qualifies to be known as a UNIVERSAL CHARGER. |