| The new Durex jingle: I love Humping Humping; I'm a Horny Bunny; Keep on Pumping Pumping; I'm a Horny Bunny; Thokko Thokko! |
| Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can't make a fist! |
| Jim says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason". Steve says, "Why's that?" Jim says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit". |
| How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig? He thinks 'harass' is two words. |
| It's Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan "We stare because we care"! |
| Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personality disorder masturbates? A: An orgy. |
| The young couple were holding hands in the Sunshine Gardens Nudist Camp. "When I tell you I love you", he asked, "why do you always lower your eyes?" "To see if it's true", she answered curtly. |
| If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang'. |
| A princess meets a talking frog. Princess: Should I kiss you to turn you into a handsome prince? Frog: That was during my grandfather's time, I need a blow job bitch! |
| The 3 most important things in men's life: Health Wealth and Length |