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Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes. -
An old man married a young girl. On their wedding night, he showed five fingers to his young wife.
Young girl: Wow! 5 times!
Old man: No dear, choose which one do you prefer to start with? -
Two flowers:
I love you, darling!
I love you, too!
I want you so much! Where the fuck are those darned bees? -
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-and;
into Hol-land;
between Thai-land;
And occasionally taking the help of Greece! -
2 dicks went to see a movie.
One said to the other, "I hope it's not a sexy movie".
2nd: Why so?
1st: Otherwise we'll have to stand for 2 hrs! -
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The doctor was surprised to find old man sitting on the bed holding up his middle finger and sticking out his tongue.
He walked over to the nurse and asked, "Excuse me, why is that old man sitting like that?"
Nurse: I told him you were going to examine his sexual organs. -
Mom, hey, Mom! Lennie passed his bar exam so we're going to get married next week!" The bride-to-be was ecstatic.
"Gee, honey, don't you think you two should wait till he's been practicing for a year or so?" cautioned her mother.
"Oh Mom," said the bride with a blush, "we've been practicing." -
The prayer of a Catholic girl, "Oh Virgin Mother, thou who did conceive without sinning, teach me to sin without conceiving." -
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